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ratherfondofbirds

mammamoon mammamoon

DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY YOU HAVE SUCH A STRONG URGE TO SQUEEZE THINGS BECAUSE THEY’RE CUTE

there was an article about it and it said there is nothing to satisfy how you feel about the thing being so cute so the natural human urge is to kill it so it will stop being cute

the-djentocalypse

We are dark people

its-the-love-club

Being a girl is so difficult cus u wanna look cute, but not too cute or else random guys might start hitting on u.

sarkachan

Why we need feminism

Relaxing Sounds of Evil

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This sound generator is perfect for relaxing, writing horror fics, or playing pranks!

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Lull yourself to sleep with demonic chanting and spellcasting!

some of my favorites @sixpenceee horror time relax evil

tash-does-art

There is no such thing as FICTION, only FACT written in the wrong PARALLEL UNIVERSE.

Night Vale Radio Podcast (via rather-amazing-fangirl)

lockwood-carlyle-cubbins

bitch-jerk-idjits bitch-jerk-idjits

so I just told my parents ‘night I’m going to bed now’ and then I thought ‘hey but what if I ACTUALLY go to bed now’ and I just stopped and was like ‘whoa wait what’ for a minute

the fact that was such a revolutionary idea for me is a perfect example of what I have become because of this website

chattiest

Seeing cute/hot 13 yr olds gets me so angry.
They’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts and suffer the same way I did.

Chattiest (via chattiest)

ratherfondofbirds

coldafternoon

*something unfortunate happens to me* a man wrote this scene.

sarkachan

A man named Lemony Snicket

Source: coldafternoon

halfagony-halfhope

thejgatsbykid

the real victim in Pride and Prejudice is Georgiana Darcy, bc u know her brother spent at least two weeks lying around in his Regency Jammies eating Benjamin and Jerrold’s out of ye olde carton feeling sorry for himself bc his crush not only didn’t like him back but tore him to shreds in the process and Georgie had to deal with that and then said crush shows up at their HOUSE and she has to live w both of them probably stealing lovelorn yearning glances at each other the whole damn day while knowing if she even SUGGESTS to her brother that maybe perhaps his crush doesn’t hate his entire guts anymore he’ll just be all tragic about it bc “you don’t KNOW her Georgiana she dESPISES me and i DESERVE it”

madlori

benjamin and gerrold’s

sarkachan

Bless

Source: thejgatsbykid

annakarenithleen

PSA

annakarenithleen

Pressure differences can cause your closed door to thump erratically and repeatedly on its hinges at 4 am and wowza it’s terrifying.

sarkachan

So can a demon

unsolved hey there demons it's me ya boy

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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